Farm, baby, farm!
WE LOVE TO SMACK ROCKS
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Services

Farming. It's what we do. That's all. Just farming.

Farm Sulfur

We can help you put the
boom in boom-boom.

Farm Stone

Need help getting your rocks?
We got you, bro.

Farm Metal Ore

*slaps node*
this baby's got what you need.

Farm Wood

Got wood? No? We can fix that.

Our Amazing Team

These marvelous motherf**kers get shit done.

Womamomd

PICK GOD

Qigorwen Q. Pine

Tree-pwner Extraordinare

Adralikoth Pertersen

Token Bald Guy

We smack more rocks than anyone else. Guaranteed.

OUR JOURNEY TO GREATNESS

We're the best #humblebrag

  • 2013-2016

    Our Humble Beginnings

    We smacked rocks for fun. Big rocks. Little rocks. Trees. Then came barrels, and we smacked those too. No people, though...that's just wrong.

  • December 2016

    Double Trouble

    QQP joined the team. We DP-ed resources on the regular. It was fun, but we needed more...

  • February 2018

    SHIT GETS REAL

    We pick up Token Bald Guy from a farm team. Great add, truly the best. He has a really top-shelf idea: PEOPLE WOULD TOTES PAY US TO DO THIS SHIT.

  • March 2018

    MONEY MONEY MONEY

    We onboard the first customers and get down to the business of farming. Good times!

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HIRE US

Need resources? Got money? We can hook you up, bro!